Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Halle On Oprah

The most beautiful Halle Berry was on Oprah today. Even pregnant, she is still stunning. She had a little pouch of a stomach, and her face was a little fuller. And she still had on high heel shoes.

Here are some of the highlights of the interview:

* Her and Gabriel(her baby's daddy) have been trying to have a baby for a while. So, they have been staying home and just doing it all the time.

* She saved all of her pregnancy tests. She had 35 negatives until she got a positive one.

* While at home and in between trying to make a baby, she use to watch the Maury Povich show.

* She met Gabriel at a photo shoot. She wasn't looking for love any more. She thought she might never meet any one. She was going to get artificial insemination if she didn't find any one by age 50.

* She instantly fell in love with Gabriel at the photo shoot.

* She was attracted not only by Gabriel's good looks but by his integrity. He is a completely honest man. This is so refreshing after dealing with so many lying dogs.

* She is not getting married. She is done with marriage. They are going to develop a new kind of marriage.

* She doesn't know the sex of the baby. She wants to be surprised.

* She plans on trying again after the first baby is born.

* She's promoting her new movie "Things We Lost In The Fire" with Benicio Del Toro.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Britney Loses Custody of her two kids

Wow, even I'm bummed out about this. The judge was determined that Kevin Federline will be a better parent than Britney Spears. He has been awarded sole custody until further notice.

What did her in? Kevin Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan argued to the judge that Ms. Spears has been driving the boys around constantly, and she does not have a California drivers license. It fact, she never had a drivers license.

The judge took one look at that and took the boys away from her.

I think she'll get them back. She will either have to get a drivers license or hirer a driver. It will probably be easier to hirer a driver.

Still, Federline has got to be dancing in the streets. He will now have a pipeline straight to Britney checking account to pay child support.